She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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