would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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