Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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