Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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