I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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