she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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