its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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