Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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