the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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