Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
