Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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