It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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