So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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