i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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