She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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