seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I intend to get homeless drunk
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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