what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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