how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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