let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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