Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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