I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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