we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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