i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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