He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
