Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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