I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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