Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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