Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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