toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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