im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
