i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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