idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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