the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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