Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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