was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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