so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I think I have vodka in my lungs
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
