How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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