Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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