Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm at about main and main street
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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