This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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