So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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