We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize