I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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