so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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