im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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