You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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