come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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