I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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