is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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