You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
What drink are we having for lunch?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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