Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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