Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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