OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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