Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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