He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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